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- Joke of the Month!
- Submited by Scott Goff
Why Dogs are better than Women!
1. DOGS UNDERSTAND THAT INSTINCTS ARE BETTER THAN ASKING FOR DIRECTIONS.
2. DOGS LIKE BEER
3. DOGS DON'T HATE THEIR BODIES
4. DOGS DON'T CRITICIZE
5. DOGS AGREE THAT YOU HAVE TO RAISE YOUR VOICE TO GET YOUR POINT ACROSS
6. DOGS NEVER EXPECT GIFTS
7. DOGS DON'T WANT TO KNOW ABOUT EVERY OTHER DOG YOU'VE EVER HAD
8. DOGS DON'T LET MAGAZINE ARTICLES GUIDE THEIR LIVES
9. YOU NEVER HAVE TO WAIT FOR A DOG.
10 DOGS DON'T CRY
11 DOGS LOVE IT WHEN YOUR FRIENDS COME OVER
12 A DOG'S TIME IN THE BATHROOM IS CONFINED TO A QUICK DRINK.
13 DOGS DON'T EXPECT YOU TO CALL WHEN YOU'RE RUNNING LATE-THE LATER YOU ARE, THE
MORE EXCITED THEY ARE TO SEE YOU.
14 ANYONE CAN GET A GOOD LOOKING DOG
15 DOGS ENJOY HEAVY PETTING IN PUBLIC
16 DOGS FIND YOU AMUSING WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK
17 DOGS DON'T MIND IF YOU GIVE THEIR OFFSPRING AWAY
18 DOGS DON'T NOTICE IF YOU CALL THEM BY ANOTHER DOG'S NAME
19 IF A DOG IS GORGEOUS, OTHER DOGS DON'T HATE IT
20 A DOG'S PARENTS NEVER VISIT
21 PEOPLE THINK FAT DOGS ARE CUTE
22 DOGS WILL FORGIVE YOU FOR PLAYING WITH OTHER DOGS
23 DOGS LIKE IT WHEN YOU LEAVE A LOT OF THINGS ON THE FLOOR
24 A DOG'S DISPOSITION STAYS THE SAME ALL MONTH LONG
25 NO DOG EVER PUT ON A HUNDRED POUNDS AFTER REACHING ADULTHOOD
26 A DOG WILL LET YOU PUT A STUDDED LEATHER COLLAR ON IT, WITHOUT CALLING YOU A
PERVERT
27 DOGS SNOOP OUTSIDE-NOT IN YOUR WALLET OR PANTS POCKETS
28 A DOG WILL NEVER WAKE YOU UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT AND ASK YOU, "IF I DIED,
WOULD YOU GET ANOTHER DOG?"
29 IF YOU PRETEND TO BE BLIND, YOUR DOG CAN STAY IN YOUR HOTEL ROOM FREE OF CHARGE
30 ON A CAR TRIP, YOUR DOG NEVER INSISTS ON RUNNING THE HEATER.
31 IT'S LEGAL TO KEEP A DOG CHAINED UP IN YOUR HOUSE.
32 IF A DOG LEAVES YOU - IT WON'T TAKE HALF OF YOUR STUFF
33 DOGS ARE NOT ALLOWED TO SHOP AT NEIMAN MARCUS
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